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Thursday, 13 March 2014

Kiss you SMS

Kiss you SMS

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What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…
lets not get carried away!

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Just I love you

If a KISS Could
Say Just How
I Love You . . .
MY LIPS
Would Be On YOURS
Forever . . . *.* ?

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PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY

PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY
.
.
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PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY
.
.
.
KISSING THEM are the Boy’s DUTY.

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Boy 2 Girl:
Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon?

Girl:
Zaleel
Kameeny
Kuttay
Sharam Nahi Aati.
Tum Ne Ye Baat
Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay Laga Diye
Karo Na! ……(..)

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Agar may Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun to

1 larki MOLVI Se: Agar may Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun to Kahan Jaungi?

MOLVI: Shayad Dozakh May.

LARKI: Acha Agar Aapko kiss Karun To?

MOLVI: Chalaak Larki! Jannat May Jana Chahti Ho.

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I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to touch ur teeth,
I want to smell ur breath,
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
he he he:-)

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Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:

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Confidence or Over Confidence mai kya farq hai

Confidence or Over Confidence mai kya farq hai

Aap apni girlfrnd ko kiss kar sakte hain

Thats Confidence

Sirf or Sirf aap hi kar sakte hain

Thats Over Confidence.

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A boy asking for KISS

Late nite, Boy drops d girl at her home,
on the gate, he puts his hand on d wall n says;
can I kiss u gud nite?
Girl; no
Boy; plz!
Girl; no
Boy; dey do na
Girl’s little brother appears on door; abba keh raha hai,
tu isse chumi dey na dey..per es Haramzadey se keh
INTERCOM sey hath uthai,baqi ghar ko to sonay dey

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Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call

Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.

Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.

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when i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me,

Guy: Do u know, when i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me,
I allowed, But now I want 2 kiss so many girls,
But they don’t allow. SELFISH GIRLS

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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips.

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips.

What is first thing?
.
.
?
?
.
.
It is a KISS.

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Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?

Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
Boy: Girlfriend se milny gaya tha.
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sir!!! Bohat liye…

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Kissing is the best Practice for Lips.

Kissing is the best Practice for Lips.
It keeps the Lips:
Wet, Soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So always keep Kissing.
To
Sweet Children Only.

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Story of KISSES:

Story of KISSES:
When u kiss an American Girl she said:
Kiss me Hard.

Indian Girl:
Kiss me Soft.

Pakistani Girl:
Jaldi karo!
Ammi aajaye gi…

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Cutest Love Story: A Boy and Girl of Nursery class

Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha

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Kissing a Girl

Kissing a Girl
On her Forehead is RESPECT,
On Cheek is CARE,
On Lips is LOVE,
On Neck is LUST,
But
In-front of her Boyfriend is
“GUTS”

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i wana  ~~~~kiss~~~~ YOU

i wana
~~~~kiss~~~~
YOU
my
LOVE
bcz
YOUR kiss is
like
JANAt di Honey
YOUR own noor ali

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One day a girl asked Molvi,”Can i Kiss a Boy”
One day a girl asked Molvi,”Can i Kiss a Boy”
Molvi Replay,”Naozbillah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss a Man”
Molve Replay,”Astagfirullah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss you”
Molvi,”Jee Bismillah”

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kiss is the key of love,

kiss is the key of love, love is the lock of marriage,
marriage is the box of children,
children is the problem of Pakistan,
so plz stop kissing and save Pakistan.
 
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